Luulz #1

Gate guard: What kinda car?

Me: 240… Nissan…

Gate guard: -____- derp 

Other gate guard: He’s got nothing in there -___-

Me: -_____________-

Luulz #2

Dude: Nice car, what is it?

Me: Nissan 240sx.

Dude: Ahh, sweet, it’s a S14!

Me: Uhm, nawh dude. It’s a S13… -___-

Dude: No way man! That’s a S14 front end or something.

Me: thanks -_______-